dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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