you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Send help, water and tortillas.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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