even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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