Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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