What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
