I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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