My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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