I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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