Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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