Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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