I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
we're so committed to being not committed
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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