I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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