At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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