oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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