she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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