I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Is it because I queefed?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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