It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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