We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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