wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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