brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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