Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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