i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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