So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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