think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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