This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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