I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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