It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
