you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just puked most of my soul out..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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