If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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