I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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