My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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