Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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