Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
