Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
no you cant smoke seaweed
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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