8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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