I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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