you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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