last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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