This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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