I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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