just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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