Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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