omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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