Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Non-Jews are for practice
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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