she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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