hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
