Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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