But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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