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Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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