I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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