i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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